Giggling does not make you cute so put your kids away and order faster

Okay, so this may come across as a rather ranty angry post.  That is because it is.

I drink Coffee every day. I can generally function without it (for a couple hours) but my tollerance level is mightly low pree  med. cup of coffee (don’t tell me its a grande).

This morning while I was in line for starbucks (already something that will put me into a bad mood) I noticed that our the line was not moving.  Why was this line not moving?  Someone had decided that they would order 8 drinks, with special instructions for each, and pay split up.

Instead of ordering fast, or being prepared she kept giggling.  The whole while her id is running around the store bumping into people, poking shit, and she is paying no attention.

STOP GIGGLING, ORDER AND PUT YOUR KID AWAY!

I am sorry if I lack the experience of having a kid, and can’t “understand what its like”  I can however understand what its like to sit in a coffee line for 10 min because you have no idea how to manage the seed of your womb.

The most annoying part of all of this was definitely that she kept giggling and saying shit like “ooo I bet everyone in line hates me now”

YES WE DO!

GRRR  It’s been a solid 10 hours since this happened, although most of the “in the moment” spite is gone, I really hope she is not in Starbucks tomorrow.  I know I won’t be.